It honestly wouldn't be right if a Christmas present between the two of us didn't have something to do with the internet. Crash, where do I even begin? Oh! I know where! Let's begin at the Riviera theatre where we met standing outside of Cobra Starship's bus, just waiting for them to come out. It was like we had been friends forever. And since then? Ohhh so many memories. How about the last time we were at the Riv? And then where? The HYATT?! WTF were we thinking? And how about that time we were on Metro Station's bus, and then had to drive back to Chicago for six hours. We are crazy. But hey, this IS a Christmas present, so back to the nice things. You have been one of the best friends to me. Through everything we are still friends and still causing trouble, and I don't think either of us plan on stopping anytime soon. One day Ash, I will be your partner in crime ALL THE TIME. I will be living in the city and we will be making fools of ourselves ten times more than we already do! Thanks for always being there for me. And really? Fuck em if they can't take a joke, I'm just playin.

Merry Christmas!!!

-Kellee